I'm rather certain the sender of this email on one of my listservs did not intend this to be the message.... nonetheless, I do hope you enjoy Google's automated translation of the garble of Chinese characters I received in my inbox. I've bolded my favorite bits....Pigwash soup, anyone?
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Shanruiyanling 䑡 different Shi Chuan 䁲 Meinangkezai ഊ Luanmensanfa ⁛ 䵹 Fangxiaoqinru ⁅ Zhizongguqu 䵩 Juankuiguden ⁌ slow ⁍ consider Hui knock ⽒ Aiyirensaeng ਉ wine container 楥 Ban Mei Tian Denghuiyingchao ⁒ Meiminiejie ⁅ Man & T. ⁓ Transition Xia Jia Wan ഊ Boom 㨠 Fangshan Qintingniyi She ഊ 䵥 angry dog Hui Li 䥄 㨠 㰵 ㍄〰 䙁 䄮 㠰 ㅀ matter Wan She 㸍 ⵔ Ban Chao Wen Gao Yi Sheng ⁴ Shuquanpianpanglian 㴢 entire radial Mu Shi Lu Chuan ㄲ 㔲 ∍ decanted away 䅬 Shui Yi Ju ഊഊ ⡷ Direndiegai Shenweitanzhen 楥 Ceonjingjutong Bian Yu Ji Tu ⁰ Ying Chung ape ഊഊ Zhou Mi. 䕡 contravene Ren wine container 楥 Zhimin Mi. 䑥 Lan contravene wet Ban Tian left Wan ⁕ Dongzhengmuti Cimei Au Bu Yong ⁴ Desert Dinner Jing ⁴ bridge ੰ Tu Tichunqulao ⁅ Jizong Guqusihuang Mi. 䵩 volume expansive 䅮 Kee Jin knock 䕐 䵁 ⤠ Wuchemulang special consideration Hui knock ⼠ ഊ Fangjiaomanshe Liexiayingmeng ⁴ Moheiqiaojiao Mijinmikui knock Shedunqulao apply ` Quanzong Guyiwenju 䩅 Ci Lei ⴸ 㔳 u ⁆ 楥 soup ⁅ Haoruchunqu 䕬 scattered tinkling of gems tide ⁍ frieze Guxiaohuangnang ⁔ bridge ⁅ Jizongguqu 䵩 Juankuiguden ੌ slow ⁍ knock consider Hui Shi from forming dark ⁓ Liexiayingmeng ⁷ peg Chu Shui ഊഊ 㼠 䵡 Shi Shi Chu Mu Wen Quan apply ⁊ 䕏 䰠 䩘 䄭 㠵 ㌰ 䘠 䙩 King stabbed 䕭 Mei Hui Chao ⁅ Zhisongguqu ഊ 䵩 volume collapse revolves Alto ഊ 㼠 Zilianqulv Shuoqianhuimeng Ai Yirenqiaomu Zhao Shi Tangpanceonchu ⁴ ⁵ Jiao bridge Yingjinmochu Mengqianyaban ഊ 㼠 Siheisongmo hunting Huishaotianjing Jushuowenjian Qin Tang Hao picked Naolvshuochu Sumengwujin ⁵ Jiaomu Mi. ഊ & T. Chu Ying Mengqianyaban ഊ 㼠 䵡 Chu Chu Shi Shi Zhen Jing tumultuous collapse Yu Ying Jianshenmenglv Xi Mang Lai Hui ਿ⁍ consider Mojinmichu Mengqianyaban ⁵ Xi to Shekeyulan peg confused Chung Ⱐ Lvshuojinmo Buliegushu ⁷ dare Huiwen ഊ 㼠 䍯 Shaomoyuwen Jing ⁶ Xiazhijujiao Quanmeimojing Jujinmochu Mengqianyapan Cheng Lai ਿ⁁ Didunyushen Fangningchaohui Kuoguyingai Zhi Zhen Han Tang Zhimin Jingkuiyaban Yingtumianlv Jin Gai Jin Mei ੰ Gulangdaoqu Sha knock 楥 Minmolvjin Qichuyinglai Tanzhenmeijin ⽯ Shi Ju Zhuqiaojuchu Shemengwujin Sheqiaoyubian Ci ഊ 䕍 Cheng Ceonai Jiaobanyudan ⁓ Tanmoshuquan matter Xia Lian Wan Banliantongyong Qujingsanqiang tide Mei Mei Guxiaohuangmo ੰ Fanghanmuyang Miyutiantang Tianyunfangnan Weiyangxiacong ⁔ bridge Nanqiangyuxia Tian Lu Jing ⁴ indignant desert canal Alto 䩅 Ci ੳ knock scabies Wan Chaoqiangguantian Lvshuoxunyi Wumutianlao Weijinluolao Zhi Qiangliantongyong Ceonshuoxunzong Ke ⸍ Gumayangmo Laozhi Jianshisongshe Fang Ai Sha Sanwenshuolang Tan stabbed consider ⁍⹓⸠ dig into account pigwash ⁐ Er 䐮 Qifangmichu Min Veterinary 楥 Mianmolvshuo Zhuqiaojufang Wuwenshuomo Shouyugutu Ceonchuquwen Chuyingbowen matter Jinceon ഊ Fangjiaomanshe ⸠ Boom gray tumultuous Ⱐ Jianshisongshe Ai Yingsheshuobei ⁴ desert 㼍 2 Jue Hui 㨯 ⽪ Huangxianwuwan She ⽡ Huigujianpan Tuanshengyingdu Manke PLAY Tushishungang 䩯 Shang whole Lianbianwennou hunting 㽰 Tu Chung Ying 䥤 㴱 㜹 ㈲ 㐠 ഊഊഊ Lvshuosheshi homes Hei knock entire Wen climb ⁃ suck Shiwenyapan Yingfangjiaoman homes Banqiaoaicuo Ⱐ consider stabbed ഊ Yu Yatuandaoban Guantianchujing Si Shedunqulao ⁴ quince knock Xia Yan London Wan Xian ⁁ gray Gujianyingchao 楥 Zhen Ji Mian Lu Jing Chu Drainage Xi Hongyangdenju ㄬ '〱 㐬 Shen Shi ⁷ peg Daobanchulue ⁵ ⁴ bridge ⁰ peg Ban Tu Dichunqumei 0 peg Zhili ⁔ bridge Shasanwenshuo Mengmantianxi Wen pigwash ⁴ bridge ⁰ Tu Tidunqumei ⁊ consider Gai special ‱ Ⱐ㈰ ㄵ ⸍ bridge Shi dark Liexiayingmeng ⁷ peg Shen Alto Gumayangmi Lang gray tumultuous pigwash Huaqiaoyushen Fangjiaomanshe 0 Shi Chung Mu Mount ⁴ bridge ⁰ Tuti Shunqulujing ⁰ revolves scabies Tang Huishaozhaodong Ai Ying Chao She pigwash Song Chu Ying ഊ Chutangxunshi Xia Tian Hui Fangjiaomanshe ⁵ ⁴ Bay Bridge ⁅ Jing Shen Ti 䄠 energy efficient compact fluorescent ⁷ & T. knock accustomed peg Qing Lian Shi 楥 Ceon ഊ Wuyangmoshe ⁒ frieze Nang ⁏ knock & T. Chemengchuying Bulieguying 䕡 contravene Tian Ren Ai wine container 楥 Hunmolvshuo three remaining Wan Han Tang Zhimin⁉ 䍐 ⵍ Carpenter ⡷ Direnwujiao Yu Guanqiadici Jingjuqiangguan Mijingyangxia Tian consider Shuomeizhukui frieze Yuxiongjiaowei ⁰ Langqubengu Mei Shi Shi SHE knock Quan Ying Zhen Mei Ai peg pigwash Gaojinaimei ⵔ sooner Ying Yang Huo pile Ai Ⱐ 䙔 䥒 Ⱐ quiet gushing measured ⁓ 䕍 ⁔ 䕍 Hedgehog Hedgehog Hedgehog ⁘ cut the throat ⁘ Wo pigwash ⁶ Man Dun jyo sooner Xiangxi Mi. ഊ Shemanguanwen Wuseyingchao Ⱐ Jing Shen energy efficient compact fluorescent ⁷ ⁷ elata Mimuyongmo flooded Tan Jin Ling Shi Ying Chao Shi 楥 accustomed peg offer ഊഊ 䙯 Chu Ju Ju Qi Jing Si contravene bridge canal consider deterrence Dun Nan stabbed knock 楥 hedgehog tide Ou Tang Shi Song ⁒ number / compact fluorescent pestle Hong Ou Tang number resentful ഊ ⡒ ⹄ Qianchuhongxie matter Wan She ⤮ഊഊ left Wan ⁕ Tongzhengmushi Cimei Drainage 䕱 Gaishenbaideng contravene Mu Shiying 䅦 Dinner Sishejiemo 䅣 Ying Chao ⁅ Lianhongxiangpao ഊഊഊ Yan Ze ਭ ჰ ഊ ⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭო Ou Tang number / compact fluorescent pestle Hong Min Min Yu Wen ⁐ ੁ angry dog angry dog revolves Han pigwash ഊ 䑥 contravene wet Ban Lan Ying 䕡 contravene Ren 楥 Zhimin wine container lintel Mi. Nie Ying Jie knock Huishu ഊ 㘱 〰⁍ canal but Lian Fang entire Ⱐ 䵓 ‱ ㈶ഊ 䡯 jyo Lang measured ⁔ Baihe 㜷 〰 㔬 ⁕ ten ഊ Ci 㨠 ⬱ⴷ ㄳ ⴳ 㐸 ⴲ 㘶 㐍 Chi 㨠 ⬱ⴷ ㄳ ⴳ 㐸 ⴵ㈱ 㐍 2 Jue sound of water ⼯ Gaijuanyishi Meinangkening number contravene ഊ ⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭო ਭ ⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭჰ Quan Hua Tu ⁰ Mantian ⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭ ഊ═ 䑆 ⴱ⸵ ഊ┿ 㼍 〠〠 Huang Ze ਼ 㰯 䱩 Tumanrouke ‱ a still "㜳 㠲 ⽏ ‱ ㈯ 䔠 ㌲ 㜹 ㄯ Qiu ㄯ bark ㌷〸〯 䠠 Can 㐵 㠠 ㄵ ㉝ 㸾 ഊ Xia Zhi palpable ഊ ††††††††† ഊ ㄷ ‰ palpable ഊ 㰼 ⽄ Sanrunchenman Yi Yu Nan Shan 㰼 ⽃ ‴ contrast Fangmozongshao ‱ ㈾㸯 䙩 Bian dirty knock ⽆ unwinding Tang Wen 䑥 Month 䑛 㰲 〱 䄵 㤸 䕆 䌸 㠶 㙃 ㅅ 䍅 䉂 ㉅㉁㉄ 㤸 䌳 㘾 㰲 䐱 〷 䕄 㔶 䉄 䐸 〴 㜹 䘱 䅄 㔷 㠱 㐱 䔲 䘲 㠾 Yin 䥮 Tangceok ‱ 㙝 Month Sheng desert 㤠 〠 Geng 䱥 Chung & T. `㘯 Cai Zhen" 㜰 㠱 ⽒ Xun Tian ㄱ ‰ ⁒ from forming Rou Mi. ㈶ running water Gaozhishidun ⽗ Mun '‱ Yao 㹳 tinkling of gems Yi Si 2 㽢 twitch Guai fork ഊ Ȓ ౾ 䀿㼑 㼇 㼉 㼿 㼿 troubled 䠉 ̣ Nai 㼀 Ć 㼇 㽥 Shimengfangyin ഊ palpable Xia Zhi Xuan ഊ Mengmanbinfang ਰ ഊ┥ 䕏 䘍 ਠ ††† ਲ 㔠 〠 Bian Huang Ze ਼ 㰯 䙩 knock ⽆ dirt Wen 䑥Month ‸ 㤯 䰠 unwinding Tang Xia Qianren 㘸 㜳 a still from forming "㠾 㹳 tinkling of gems Yi Si 2 㽠 Guaiqueyihuai 㼿 㼿 జ ഊ 㼿 Qie 㼿 㼿 㽢 㼿 ݐ 㼿 㼿 ഊ 㼀 Shu Xia ࠭ഊ Kouqiangyisi Shi Huang Huang Ze Ze ㄠ 〠 ਼ 㰯 䵥 Shi Xi Shi '‰ ⁒ contrast Hui Dimanjingceon 㘠 〠 Gengzhanlaiceon 㠠 〠 Geng Yi Quan ⽃ deterrence Qinzhen 㸾 ഊ Xia Zhi palpable ഊ ㄲ ‰ palpable ഊ 㰼⽃ Chaowenbanceon ㄴ ‰ ⁒ ⽃ Guzeshanying ‰ "ㄲ ‷ 㤲 Yin 䵥 Moyongshanying ‰" ㄲ ‷ 㤲 Yinzhanfangban ‸ ‰ ⁒ ⽒ Aisarenai ‱ 㠠 〠 Gengfushiwen ‰ running water Gaozhizhanlai 㸾 ഊ Xia Zhi palpable ഊ ㄳ ‰ palpable ഊ 㰼 ⽆ peg Wencheng 䙬 Shewusanrun support 䙩 Mutian 㐸 a still Qiu Xia Qian Ren 㔹 ㄯ 㜯 Yiquan ⽏ palpable but send 㹳 tinkling of gems Yi Si 2 㼿Wan 㼔 㼿 㼿 manually ≕ 㼠 ჭ 㼿 㼿 㼇 㝸 㼩 㼚 㼕 㼿 䥼 basket 㼿 㽠 䍠 㼇 Ping 㼃 㼿 㠿 ⸅ 㼝 ɷ 㼿 㼿 ഊ 㼿 㼿 㼞 Juan 㼼 䘑 㼿 㼿 㼿 㼴 㼿 ᭞ 㑵 㽈 㼤 㼿 䤿Geng 㘲 Hou 㼿 㽩 㼿 La 㼿 㼿 㼿 Qian alkali children create ㍠␙ Meng ؿ Dai 㽆 Gui 㽴 㽤 㼠 ᰲሿ 㼿 pulp ഊ ᠿ 㼿 ᬚ Fan ℶⴸ 㼿 grid 㼿 㼰 Jiangxi 㼿 㼔 䬿 㼿 Wu 㼗 diarrhea 㼿 ⴿ ὸ 㽋 beast 㔿 㼨┱ ᄝ 〿 䔲 䭍 ⡑ 㽔 㼿 㼔 㽱 㵙 㔿 ᘳ Hu 㽑 㼩 㼨 humble Jiu Ba 㼿 㼌 㼿 㽦 䐿 㼪 㼿 㼡 Gui 㔿 㽸 㼿 㼿 Ἦ 䁎 㼿 ి 㼯 ഊ 㼿 㼴 㼿 㼿 㽋 㼿 㼿 㽿 㼿: ᨿ 㽄 㼿 ୃ 〿 㼱 㽣 㼿 FILE ᘿ Hey 㼱 㽽 Tian Կ SDWK 㽽 political 㥰 ༿ Jian 㼿 㽉 ⽘ 㽧 㼿 㼿 㼿 䀿 㼺 㼿 㼿 㼿 䘿 gall 㼿 㽧 㼿 㼈 ∿ 㼙 ᘭ 㼿 㽺 ܿ ؿ times ਿ Ć 㼿Shu Shimengfangyin ഊ Xia Zhi palpable ഊ ㄴ ‰ palpable ഊ 㰼 ⽆ peg Wencheng 䙬 Shewusanrun support 䱥 Chung & T. 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