Tortuous Translations

I'm rather certain the sender of this email on one of my listservs did not intend this to be the message.... nonetheless, I do hope you enjoy Google's automated translation of the garble of Chinese characters I received in my inbox.  I've bolded my favorite bits....Pigwash soup, anyone?

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Shanruiyanling 䑡 different Shi Chuan 䁲 Meinangkezai ഊ Luanmensanfa ⁛ 䵹 Fangxiaoqinru ⁅ Zhizongguqu 䵩 Juankuiguden ⁌ slow ⁍ consider Hui knock ⽒ Aiyirensaeng ਉ wine container 楥 Ban Mei Tian Denghuiyingchao ⁒ Meiminiejie ⁅ Man & T. ⁓ Transition Xia Jia Wan ഊ Boom 㨠 Fangshan Qintingniyi ⹥ She ഊ 䵥 angry dog ​​Hui Li 䥄 㨠 㰵 ㍄〰 䙁 䄮 㠰 ㅀ matter Wan ⹥ She 㸍 ੃ ⵔ Ban Chao Wen Gao Yi Sheng ⁴ Shuquanpianpanglian ⁣ 㴢 entire radial Mu Shi Lu Chuan ㄲ 㔲 ∍਍੄ decanted away 䅬 Shui Yi Ju ഊഊ ⡷ Direndiegai Shenweitanzhen 楥 Ceonjingjutong Bian Yu Ji Tu ⁰ Ying Chung ape ഊഊ Zhou Mi. 䕡 contravene Ren wine container 楥 Zhimin Mi. 䑥 Lan contravene wet Ban ⁡ Tian left Wan ⁕ Dongzhengmuti Cimei  Au Bu Yong ⁴ Desert Dinner Jing ⁴ bridge ੰ Tu Tichunqulao ⁅ Jizong Guqusihuang Mi. 䵩 volume expansive 䅮 Kee Jin knock 䕐 䵁 ⤠ Wuchemulang  special consideration Hui knock ⼠ ഊ Fangjiaomanshe ⁳ Liexiayingmeng ⁴ Moheiqiaojiao Mijinmikui knock Shedunqulao ⁡ apply `⵳ Quanzong Guyiwenju 䩅 Ci ੊ Lei ⴸ 㔳 u ⁆ 楥 soup ⁅ Haoruchunqu 䕬 scattered tinkling of gems tide ⁍ frieze Guxiaohuangnang ⁔ bridge ⁅ Jizongguqu 䵩 Juankuiguden ੌ slow ⁍ knock consider Hui Shi from forming dark ⁓ Liexiayingmeng ⁷ peg Chu Shui ഊഊ 㼠 䵡 ⁡ Shi Shi Chu Mu Wen Quan  ⁡ apply ⁊ 䕏 䰠 䩘 䄭 㠵 ㌰ 䘠 䙩 King stabbed 䕭 Mei Hui Chao ⁅ Zhisongguqu ഊ 䵩 volume collapse revolves Alto ഊ 㼠 Zilianqulv Shuoqianhuimeng ⁲ Ai Yirenqiaomu ⁡ Zhao Shi ⁳ Tangpanceonchu ⁴ ⁵ Jiao bridge  Yingjinmochu Mengqianyaban ഊ 㼠 Siheisongmo hunting Huishaotianjing Jushuowenjian Qin Tang Hao picked ⁡ Naolvshuochu Sumengwujin ⁵ Jiaomu  Mi. ഊ & T. Chu Ying Mengqianyaban ഊ 㼠 䵡 ⁡ Chu Chu Shi Shi Zhen Jing ⁤ tumultuous collapse ⁡ Yu Ying Jianshenmenglv Xi Mang Lai Hui ਿ⁍ consider Mojinmichu Mengqianyaban ⁵ Xi to ⁳ Shekeyulan ⁢ peg confused Chung Ⱐ Lvshuojinmo Buliegushu ⁷ dare Huiwen ഊ 㼠 䍯 Shaomoyuwen ⁡ Jing ⁶ Xiazhijujiao Quanmeimojing Jujinmochu Mengqianyapan Cheng Lai ਿ⁁ Didunyushen Fangningchaohui Kuoguyingai  ⁤ Zhi Zhen Han Tang Zhimin ⁩ Jingkuiyaban  Yingtumianlv Jin Gai Jin Mei ੰ Gulangdaoqu ਍੅ Sha knock 楥 Minmolvjin Qichuyinglai Tanzhenmeijin ⁡ ⽯ Shi Ju Zhuqiaojuchu Shemengwujin  Sheqiaoyubian ⁢ Ci ഊ 䕍 Cheng ⁩ Ceonai Jiaobanyudan ⁓ Tanmoshuquan matter Xia Lian Wan  Banliantongyong ⁡ Qujingsanqiang tide  Mei Mei Guxiaohuangmo ੰ Fanghanmuyang Miyutiantang Tianyunfangnan Weiyangxiacong ⁔ bridge ⁩ Nanqiangyuxia Tian Lu Jing ⁴ indignant desert canal Alto  䩅 Ci ੳ knock scabies Wan ⁣ Chaoqiangguantian Lvshuoxunyi ⁡ Wumutianlao  Weijinluolao Zhi Qiangliantongyong ⁩ Ceonshuoxunzong Ke ⸍਍੅ Gumayangmo Laozhi Jianshisongshe ⁡ Fang Ai Sha ⁥ Sanwenshuolang ⁨ Tan stabbed consider ⁍⹓⸠ dig into account pigwash ⁡⁐ Er 䐮 ੤ Qifangmichu ⁧ Min Veterinary 楥 Mianmolvshuo Zhuqiaojufang Wuwenshuomo Shouyugutu Ceonchuquwen Chuyingbowen matter Jinceon ഊ Fangjiaomanshe ⸠ Boom ⁡ gray tumultuous Ⱐ Jianshisongshe Ai ⁳ Yingsheshuobei ⁴ desert 㼍 ਍2 Jue Hui 㨯 ⽪ Huangxianwuwan ⹥ She ⽡ Huigujianpan Tuanshengyingdu Manke PLAY Tushishungang 䩯 Shang whole Lianbianwennou ⹪ hunting 㽰 Tu Chung Ying 䥤 㴱 㜹 ㈲ 㐠 ഊഊഊ Lvshuosheshi homes ⁡ ⁣ Hei knock  entire Wen climb ⁃ suck ⁳ Shiwenyapan  Yingfangjiaoman homes ⁩ Banqiaoaicuo Ⱐ consider stabbed ഊ Yu Yatuandaoban Guantianchujing Si Shedunqulao ⁴ quince knock Xia Yan ⁲ London Wan Xian ⁁ gray Gujianyingchao ⁲ 楥 Zhen Ji Mian Lu Jing Chu  ੢ Drainage Xi Hongyangdenju ㄬ '〱 㐬 ⁡ Shen Shi ⁷ peg Daobanchulue ⁵ ⁴ bridge ⁰ peg Ban Tu Dichunqumei 0 peg Zhili ⁔ bridge ⁥ Shasanwenshuo Mengmantianxi Wen ⁦ pigwash ⁴ bridge ⁰ Tu Tidunqumei ⁊ consider Gai special ‱ Ⱐ㈰ ㄵ ⸍਍੔ bridge ⁳ Shi dark ⁳ Liexiayingmeng ⁷ peg Shen Alto ⁥ Gumayangmi Lang ⁡ gray tumultuous ⁦ pigwash ⁥ Huaqiaoyushen Fangjiaomanshe 0 ⁡ Shi Chung Mu Mount ⁴ bridge ⁰ Tuti Shunqulujing ⁰ revolves scabies Tang  Huishaozhaodong Ai Ying Chao She ⁦ pigwash ⁣ Song Chu Ying ഊ Chutangxunshi Xia Tian Hui Fangjiaomanshe ⁵ ⁴ Bay Bridge ⁅ Jing Shen Ti 䄠 energy efficient compact fluorescent  ⁷ & T. knock ⁦ accustomed peg Qing Lian Shi 楥 Ceon ഊ Wuyangmoshe ⁒ frieze Nang ⁏ knock ⁥ & T. Chemengchuying Bulieguying 䕡 contravene Tian Ren Ai ⁡ wine container 楥 Hunmolvshuo three remaining Wan Han Tang Zhimin⁉ 䍐 ⵍ Carpenter ⡷ Direnwujiao Yu ⁦ Guanqiadici Jingjuqiangguan Mijingyangxia Tian consider Shuomeizhukui frieze ੡ Yuxiongjiaowei ⁰ Langqubengu Mei Shi Shi  SHE knock ⁡ ⁡ Quan Ying Zhen Mei Ai ⁦ peg ⁤ pigwash ⁳ Gaojinaimei  ੐ ⵔ⁳ sooner Ying Yang Huo pile Ai Ⱐ 䙔 䥒 Ⱐ quiet gushing measured ⁓ 䕍 ⁔ 䕍 Hedgehog Hedgehog Hedgehog ⁘ cut the throat ⁘ Wo ⁦ pigwash ⁶ Man Dun jyo ⁳ sooner Xiangxi Mi. ഊ Shemanguanwen Wuseyingchao Ⱐ Jing Shen energy efficient compact fluorescent ⁷ ⁷ elata Mimuyongmo flooded ⁣ Tan Jin Ling Shi Ying Chao Shi 楥 ⁦ accustomed peg offer ഊഊ 䙯 Chu Ju Ju Qi Jing Si contravene bridge canal consider deterrence Dun Nan stabbed knock 楥 hedgehog ⁣ tide Ou Tang Shi Song ⁒ number / compact fluorescent pestle Hong Ou Tang number resentful ഊ ⡒ ⹄ Qianchuhongxie matter Wan ⹥ She ⤮ഊഊ left Wan ⁕ Tongzhengmushi Cimei ⁡ Drainage 䕱 Gaishenbaideng contravene Mu Shiying 䅦 Dinner Sishejiemo 䅣 Ying Chao ⁅ Lianhongxiangpao ഊഊഊ Yan Ze ਍ਭ ჰ ഊ ⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭო ੒ Ou Tang number / compact fluorescent pestle Hong Min Min Yu Wen ⁐ ਍ੁ angry dog ​​angry dog ​​revolves Han pigwash ഊ 䑥 contravene wet Ban Lan Ying 䕡  contravene Ren 楥 Zhimin wine container lintel Mi. Nie Ying Jie ੒ knock Huishu ഊ 㘱 〰⁍ canal but Lian Fang entire Ⱐ 䵓 ‱ ㈶ഊ 䡯 jyo Lang measured ⁔ Baihe 㜷 〰 㔬 ⁕ ten ഊ Ci 㨠 ⬱ⴷ ㄳ ⴳ 㐸 ⴲ 㘶 㐍 ੆ Chi 㨠 ⬱ⴷ ㄳ ⴳ 㐸 ⴵ㈱ 㐍 ਍2 Jue sound of water ⼯ Gaijuanyishi ⹲ Meinangkening number contravene ഊ ⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭო ਍ਭ ⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭჰ Quan Hua Tu ⁰ Mantian ⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭⴭ ഊ═ 䑆 ⴱ⸵ ഊ┿ 㼍 ਱〠〠 Huang Ze ਼ 㰯 䱩 Tumanrouke ‱ a still "㜳 㠲 ⽏ ‱ ㈯ 䔠 ㌲ 㜹 ㄯ Qiu ㄯ bark ㌷〸〯 䠠 Can 㐵 㠠 ㄵ ㉝ 㸾 ഊ Xia Zhi palpable ഊ ††††††††† ഊ ㄷ ‰  palpable ഊ 㰼 ⽄ Sanrunchenman Yi Yu Nan Shan 㰼 ⽃ ‴ contrast Fangmozongshao ‱ ㈾㸯 䙩 Bian dirty knock ⽆ unwinding Tang Wen 䑥 Month 䑛 㰲 〱 䄵 㤸 䕆 䌸 㠶 㙃 ㅅ 䍅 䉂 ㉅㉁㉄ 㤸 䌳 㘾 㰲 䐱 〷 䕄 㔶 䉄 䐸 〴 㜹 䘱 䅄 㔷 㠱 㐱 䔲 䘲 㠾 Yin 䥮 Tangceok ㄰ ‱ 㙝 Month Sheng desert 㤠 〠 Geng 䱥 Chung & T. `㘯 Cai Zhen" 㜰 㠱 ⽒ Xun Tian ㄱ ‰ ⁒ from forming Rou Mi. ㈶ running water Gaozhishidun ⽗ Mun '‱ Yao 㹳 tinkling of gems Yi Si 2 㽢 twitch Guai fork ഊ Ȓ ౾ 䀿㼑 㼇 ␿ 㼉 㼿 㼿 troubled 䠉 ̣ Nai 㼀 Ć 㼇 㽥 Shimengfangyin ഊ palpable Xia Zhi Xuan ഊ Mengmanbinfang ਰ ഊ┥ 䕏 䘍 ਠ ††† ਲ 㔠 〠 Bian Huang Ze ਼ 㰯 䙩 knock ⽆ dirt Wen 䑥Month ‸ 㤯 䰠 unwinding Tang Xia Qianren 㘸 㜳 a still from forming "㠾 㹳 tinkling of gems Yi Si 2 㽠 Guaiqueyihuai 㼿 㼿 జ ഊ 㼿 Qie 㼿 㼿 㽢 㼿 ݐ 㼿 㼿 ᤿ ഊ 㼀 Shu Xia ࠭ഊ Kouqiangyisi ੥ Shi Huang Huang Ze Ze ਱ ㄠ 〠 ਼ 㰯 䵥 Shi Xi Shi '‰ ⁒ contrast Hui Dimanjingceon 㘠 〠 Gengzhanlaiceon 㠠 〠 Geng Yi Quan ⽃ deterrence Qinzhen 㸾 ഊ Xia Zhi palpable ഊ ㄲ ‰  palpable ഊ 㰼⽃ Chaowenbanceon ㄴ ‰ ⁒ ⽃ Guzeshanying ‰ "ㄲ ‷ 㤲 Yin 䵥 Moyongshanying ‰" ㄲ ‷ 㤲 Yinzhanfangban ‸ ‰ ⁒ ⽒ Aisarenai ‱ 㠠 〠 Gengfushiwen ‰ running water Gaozhizhanlai 㸾 ഊ Xia Zhi palpable ഊ ㄳ ‰  palpable ഊ 㰼 ⽆ peg Wencheng 䙬 Shewusanrun support 䙩 Mutian 㐸 a still Qiu Xia Qian Ren 㔹 ㄯ 㜯 Yiquan ⽏ palpable but send 㹳 tinkling of gems Yi Si 2 㼿Wan 㼔 㼿 㼿 manually ≕ 㼠 ჭ 㼿 㼿 㼇 㝸 㼩 ᜿ 㼚 㼕 㼿 䥼 basket 㼿 㽠 䍠 㼇 Ping 㼃 㼿 㠿 ⸅ 㼝 ɷ 㼿 㼿 ഊ 㼿 㼿 㼞 Juan 㼼 䘑 㼿 㼿 㼿 㼴 㼿 ᭞ 㑵 㽈 㼤 㼿 䤿Geng 㘲 Hou 㼿 㽩 㼿 La 㼿 㼿 㼿 Qian alkali children create ㍠␙ Meng ؿ Dai 㽆 Gui 㽴 㽤 㼠 ᰲሿ 㼿 pulp ഊ ᠿ 㼿 ᬚ Fan ℶⴸ 㼿 grid 㼿 㼰 Jiangxi 㼿 㼔 䬿 㼿 Wu 㼗 diarrhea 㼿 ⴿ ὸ 㽋 beast 㔿 㼨┱ ᄝ 〿 䔲 䭍 ⡑ 㽔 㼿 㼔 㽱 㵙 㔿 ᘳ Hu 㽑 㼩 ⑐ 㼨 humble Jiu Ba 㼿 㼌 㼿 㽦 䐿 㼪 㼿 㼡 Gui 㔿 㽸 㼿 㼿 Ἦ 䁎 㼿 ి 㼯 ഊ 㼿 㼴 㼿 㼿 㽋 㼿 㼿 㽿 㼿: ᨿ 㽄 㼿 ୃ ⴮〿 㼱 㽣 㼿 FILE ᘿ Hey 㼱 㽽 Tian Կ SDWK 㽽 political 㥰 ༿ Jian 㼿 㽉 ⽘ 㽧 㼿 㼿 㼿 䀿 㼺 㼿 㼿 㼿 䘿 gall 㼿 ፾ 㽧 㼿 㼈 ∿ 㼙 ᘭ 㼿 㽺 ܿ ؿ times ਿ Ć 㼿Shu ੥ Shimengfangyin ഊ Xia Zhi palpable ഊ ㄴ ‰  palpable ഊ 㰼 ⽆ peg Wencheng 䙬 Shewusanrun support 䱥 Chung & T. 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